Monday, April 6, 2009

Donald Trump is an arbitrary asshole!

I hate to admit it, but one of my guilty pleasures is watching a few, well-chosen reality TV shows. I realize that a lot can be manipulated in the editing room, but I'm always amazed at what people will say and do when they KNOW cameras are running.

One of the reality shows that I chose to watch several years ago was the first one or two seasons of "The Apprentice". I thought it was an interesting concept and I was always amazed by how the contestants came up with new and interesting strategies for selling or promoting something. And who doesn't enjoy watching them when they aren't quite so clever? However, after a few season I stopped watching. After watching last night's episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", I remember why!

In the episode, the contestants (celebrities) were challenged to shoot an ad for ALL Small and Mighty disguised as a viral video. Neither team really got the challenge and, consequently, both videos were horrible in my opinion. Apparently the makers of All and Donald Trump agreed, so he decided to bring both teams back into the boardroom where he told them "2 of you WILL be going home".

Team Kotu (led by Clint Black) submitted a video that bordered on being porn. It showed a man calling home to ask his wife if she wanted to "do the dirty laundry" that night. It was poorly acted, poorly shot and since All's target demographic was women (mostly moms) over the age of 25, a poor choice of subject material. ....oh....and it wasn't funny!

The concept shot by Team Athena (led my Melissa Rivers) showed Jesse James being cleaned by three "little people" dressed to look like All Small and Mighty bottles. While it was considerably funnier than Kotu's submission, it didn't reach All's target audience either. However, the working environment seemed FAR better than that of the Kotu team. Melissa was organized, everyone was given tasks which they completed very well and I think everyone was behind their concept and video.

The same can certainly NOT be said for the Team Kotu. Clint Black basically decided what he wanted and when the other people, including Joan Rivers, voiced their disagreements (vehemently in some cases), he ignored them and continued as he saw fit.

When it came time for the firings to begin, Melissa brought Tionne Watkins, who had volunteered to go into the boardroom as a sign of solidarity to her team and because she believed in their final product, and Brandy Roderick. While there was no clear cut weak member of their team, "The Donald"'s decision to fire Tionne simply because she volunteered to come back into the boardroom was ridiculous to say the least.

For Team Kotu, Clint Black brought Natalie Gulbis and Khloe Khardashian in with him. In my opinion, neither of them did anything to merit being brought into the boardroom and for me, the decision to fire Clink Black would have been VERY easy. Instead, D. Trump goes on and on by first asking Clint if he misses his wife and family and would like to be fired so that he can go home and be with them and continue his music career. Then he tells Natalie that he knows that there is a golf tournament in Japan that really wants her to be there and wouldn't she like to be fired so that she could fulfill that obligation. Finally, he turns to Khloe and says that she had missed much of the previous challenge and he was shocked when she told him that it was so that she could go home to fulfill an obligation to attend a class for the DUI she received. He went on and on about how stupid driving while drunk is and that if he had known she had received the DUI she never would have been asked to be on the show. "Khloe, you're fired." WTF? Please! Is his show so poorly run that research on these people REALLY isn't done? I don't believe that he didn't know for one minute.

So, in a world run by "The Donald", here's what we've learned, kids.... 1) If there is a chance that it will end in a bad result for you, most certainly DO NOT stand up for what you believe in and 2) even if all the people around you are f*ck-ups and you are changing your behavior and making amends, your missteps and life lessons will never be forgiven or forgotten.

Thank goodness "The Amazing Race" is back on next Sunday night!

1 comment:

Bob said...

Does anyone in their right mind actually believe that Donald Trumps stupid show has anything whatsoever to do with the real business world?
What a buffoon.
Your title says it all.


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